Welcome to Puppy Hell: Adjusting Expectations for the First Four Months

The Stuff No One Warned You About
You brought home your puppy and the first day was magic. That new puppy smell, those little paws and toe beans, the way they collapsed into your lap like they were meant to be there. Exhausted from the day’s travel, the puppy falls fast asleep once you get home, and you find yourself thinking, “This puppy is so easy!”
By day three, you haven’t slept, your hands are covered in tiny teeth marks, and you’ve cried in the bathroom twice while Googling, “Did I make a mistake getting a puppy?”
This isn’t unusual. In fact, it’s so painfully common that it has a name: the “Puppy Blues.”
I have the same conversation with new puppy parents multiple times each week. Most are feeling some combination of guilt, panic, and total overwhelm. They’re convinced they’re doing everything wrong, they’re exhausted, and—depending on how long…